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I'm outraged that anyone would be
outraged that we torture prisoners.
I don't really mind that our troops
still don't have armor two years
into a war we started.
We care more about your fetus
than our own draft-age grandchildren.
I don't see anything wrong with the
oil companies making record profits
while people pay record gas prices.
I think the public is best served when
Lobbyists write the laws and then
offer Congressmen million-dollar jobs
in exchange for their votes.
The Taliban had the right idea,
just the wrong God.
I want your Social Security
Taxes to make me rich.